No doubt the current team is a bunch of "regional pricks" (picks). however, we must remind ourselves that whether the Indian team wins or not there are millions of people who are willing to take a day off to watch their team get ass fuked over and over. Now this is something the BCCI has looked at very positively, to attract a few more dicks who are willing to pay big bucks to advertise during this orgy. The players are asking for higher wages and the BCCI needs to pay them that little more to bend over a little further.

Sometimes we even see role play where Bajji opens up his hair (pretending to be a women) and causes immence pain to all the surds in Punjab. We see Dravid & Chappel take on Ganguly.

Think of all the taxes these boys are paying. Without which can you imagine the state of 'affairs'.

 

We would be begging the ICC to let us play and keep India as a test playing team. But because of our regional divide, we are able to be kings and get the ICC the governing body to beg us to play in the Cricket world cup. Without which the ICC would not even be able to call it a world cup as they would be left with no money to pay FIFA to use the phrase.

 

The above is a small example as to how our country works also. Look at the bigger picture. If the politicians did not have some of the big boys on their side they would have no money to run their homes let alone run for elections.

 

To conclude, its pretty simple as long as India keeps loosing a billion of hopes stay alive. When India starts winning people stop watching! So if we want a stable government to run our country we NEED India to Loose more often than not.

 

Cheers. 

 

Fuck it.  Dope 'em like we do to our boys.....

A new national sport?

 

Hmmm....how about Kabaddi? No that's too rough...Kho Kho?

HMM....quite insightful.

 

However bad we actually are, one cannot but agree that the the team does have 'some' talent and that given the right conditioning, these guys can be an world beating team on a 'given' day.

 

Fact remains that due to their extra curricular commitments (advertisements, modelling, movies, picking up women in bars, being picked up by men in bars etc), their focus does not stay on their work(playing a game) as much as it could or should.

 

Summing it up, these immensely talents fu%ks are too busy gettin paid for services (what kinda services depends on the freak involved) rendered.

 

Its time to find a new national sport.